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« on: August 06, 2004, 05:56:38 am » |
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I dont know where to turn doc, every morning when I'm driving to work I feel nauseaous. I feel ok when I'm home or at work. On friday's around 7 pm I feel great for about 3-4 hours then come monday morning as soon as I get into the truck to come to work I feel sick to my stomach again. Help me Dr. Dyno your my last hope! A bit of background info. could be in order: I wake up, shower, feed the dog, have coffee, kiss the wife and then when I get into the truck bang it hits me........... Hello, welcome to country 105 Calgary's best Country and Western station. Then I start to sweat all over, my palms become cold and clammy, shortness of breath, virtigo, nausea, almost vomiting, then........." I'm proud to be a coal miners daughter" blares from the speakers and boom........sick to my stomach again.......... Way down yonder by the Chatahoochie, I never knew how much that muddy water ment to me.........I feel like I just took a big guzzle of that muddy water! Yuck! Any advice Doc? what should I do?  Your Big Fan - Ballkick |
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2004, 06:09:05 am » |
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You are hereby banned from posting on the site on account of being a total weirdo.
I mean c'mon, who asks _Dyno_ (of all people) for _help_!? Poor man, you really _are_ sick
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2004, 06:22:41 am » |
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Really? Banned? Come on give me another chance .......P. p.p.please?
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2004, 08:24:43 am » |
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I dunno man... I mean asking revenger for help is one thing. But Dyno? I'll have to ask the board members what they think about this.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2004, 03:43:13 am » |
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Hmm, you've got some serious issues man... asking Dyno... gheh... u know what might help? Buying an Ipod or mp3 player, download some wazee songs and then hook the ipod/mp3player up to your car radio-set =)
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The Boss: They call him "the Fairy"...
Slevin: Why do they call him "the Fairy"?
The Boss: Because he's a fairy.
Slevin: What, he's got wings... he flies around sprinkling magic dust on people?
The Boss: [angry] He's a homosexual!
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2004, 06:07:13 am » |
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Wait one god damn minute here!
So what you guys are saying is that Dr. Dyno does not possess a Valid AMA licence to practice medicine?
Well that IS a revelation!
Now I have enough circumstantial evedence to do what I have always wanted. Become a REAL American and file a lawsuit. Against Dr. Dyno for impersonation, and practicing without a licence.
TwisterX and Grexican you should be recieving subpoena's in due haste.
With the settlement money I should have enough to purchase the best MP3 player on the market "and" expanded memory.
What do ya think about dem apples, huh?........ huh?...........yea, that's what I thought!
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2004, 02:09:10 pm » |
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*ignore*
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The Boss: They call him "the Fairy"...
Slevin: Why do they call him "the Fairy"?
The Boss: Because he's a fairy.
Slevin: What, he's got wings... he flies around sprinkling magic dust on people?
The Boss: [angry] He's a homosexual!
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2004, 07:18:13 pm » |
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sue me.. i don't make any money anyway... whats left.. take my show away?  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2004, 07:33:49 pm » |
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Community service would please the courts, An extra two songs per show for lets say 12 weeks, and dedicate them to TwisterX to see if we can get him to lighten up a bit.
Dr. Dyno: your doin a fine job.
Just trying to get some more people to listen to the show by posting. Some people thought I was wrapping tin-foil to my head to talk to the mothership or something?
Guess they did "not" get my "weird" sense of humor.
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2004, 05:42:09 am » |
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no, we did, I'm jus bustin your (and dyno's) balls. What can I say, it's what I do!
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Dr. Dyno
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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2004, 03:40:03 pm » |
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sorry guys for the laxk of humor on my part.. just a lot of stress around here.. but on the bright side of things to come...
in the comming weeks we will have on the show...
Playboy's "Women of Home Depot" model
Sex toy's with Rachel
and a couple of special guests that i don't want to mention now.. cuz i might let the cat out of the bag...
So keep tuning in to the Dr. Dyno Show!
Much Love,
Dyno
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2004, 08:41:49 pm » |
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Dyno: your poor bastard. You Have a model from Playboy's " Women Of Home Depot" and Sex Toys with Rachel comming up on the show and your not squealing with glee? Most guys your age would be doing cartwheels? Oh, Dr. Dyno what are we gonna do with you? Give your head a shake, and when it falls off,..... Kick it. TFF  |
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2004, 06:35:11 am » |
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Dyno's not a guy that's "his age." Sure he may only be in his mid 20s on the outside, but on the inside he's a 40 yr old married, lowly, and depressed man. Poor guy, he never saw it coming
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2004, 04:19:00 pm » |
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Hahaha.. I enjoy that 40's, depressed, lowly sound.. even though I really am in my 20's and I am so busy I usually don't have time to sit down.. and being married really isn't that bad.. is it? And inside I really am jumping up and down because we are having a playboy model on the show.. and i'm not talking about on the phone.. she will be sitting with us live in studio! I'm sure the web cam will blow up that night!
so keep listening you never know what i may pull out of the bag!
dyno
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2004, 11:15:19 pm » |
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Can some1 take screenshots of the good parts?  |
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The Boss: They call him "the Fairy"...
Slevin: Why do they call him "the Fairy"?
The Boss: Because he's a fairy.
Slevin: What, he's got wings... he flies around sprinkling magic dust on people?
The Boss: [angry] He's a homosexual!
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